Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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I pushed her.

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We were bound to get together...