Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked