Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!