Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!