What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.