Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...