Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad