Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !