What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!