What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!