Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them