Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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They start to fret.

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They know their knots.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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Because they're shiftless.

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So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"