Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.