What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot