How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.