What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.