A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
The Bald Eagle is free c:
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
A: The food tastes funny.
One
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Me! That hurts!"
All those spikes hurt his hands
They have to use TWO hands.
Amadeus on my dais.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
A cross-threader
Because he nuts and bolts.
