What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........