What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.