What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.