What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.