Because they can't protect their towers.
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Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Head Ganon
because they can't protect their towers
Cause they can't protect their towers.
About 1400 dollars
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
They can't defend towers.
A legend
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
The C.I.ayy
Knives
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Iraqnids
Because they would crack each other up.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
He wasn't using protection.
They're both myths.
A turban legend
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
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Weak back.
Thanks mum xD