Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos