Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.