How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos