How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.