What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

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He ran out of cocaine.