What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything