A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up ...

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

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Curious United

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...