A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)