Sql Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.