3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)