A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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To screw in the lightbulb.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.