Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN