Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae