Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.