Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.