Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.