What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey