What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.