Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...