Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.