How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it