How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator