Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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Terry Fox

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!