Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Parallel Jokes More Parallel Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Fox News Jokes More Fox News Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.