How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.