How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.