How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.