What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

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What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!