Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*