Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's a laughing condiment?

Ayy lmayo

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*