Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards