What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..