What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.