What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.