What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry