What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..