Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.