Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.