Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Whats worst than a super long joke?

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Stephen Hawking