Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.