Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!