How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.