Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.