When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.