What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.