What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...