What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"