What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !