Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette