Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.