Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.