What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !