What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Because he got there before the hare.

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They take the buzz

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.