What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.