What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.