What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.