Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people