What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!