What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.