What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.